Lufthansa #MoreIndianThanYouThink

  

Think Like an Indian

All the Gold in the World,

adorns the Indian Lords and Ladies no?

They love it too much (  Oh-Ah-Oh ) ,

they're dazzling up like Peacocks.

And the God man by the Ganges

He gets the Moksha in the holy dip 

For the Nirvana-rituals ( Oh-Ah-Oh ),

He puffs his mouth for blowing Chillum

Foreign guys with their cigarettes sing;

' Jay Jay shiv Shankar ' 

Sing Like an Indian.

The dusky hostesses rotate Puja-thalis.

Groove around and they circle the floor.

They've got the grace ( Oh-Ah-Oh )

They welcome you with creamy, sweet Lassi .
Their tinseled shararas brighten up the mood.
They coax you to join in for Bhangra.
' Poora Londan Thumakda '

Dance Like an Indian.

All the Indian kids so full on Fun.

They like the Cricket and the Bollywood.

Before the buzzer rings ( Oh-Ah-Oh )

They're supporting like Indians.

All the Indian kids in the stadium cheer :

Sachin , Sachin , Sachin , Sachin .

Play like an Indian.

Swagger up on the street , straighten your back,

Raise your head , then break the signal.

Like a Boss ( Oh-Ah-Oh ),

So ride four at a time on a  Bajaj bike.

If you want to avoid all the cops.

They're on duty at the Bandobast .

They work for our safety ( Oh-Ah-Oh )

Think Like an Indian.

                                   

All the Indians with their Crores,

The party has just started in India.

The Chinese bow & beg

They try to compete with Indians.

All the nations in the UNO say ;

Oh-ah-oh-ooo-aaa-ooo-aaa ,

Relax like an Indian

with Yoga & Meditation.

All the Indians flying international ,

Lufthansa is their first choice as 

they are greeted with Namaste,

they are treated with Desi food,

they are entertained with Bollywood.

' Mera plane hain Lufthansa , phir bhi flight hain Hindusthani '

Lufthansa #MoreIndianThanYouThink

[ Parody of ' Walk Like an Egyptian ' ]